Unicorn Poop
Indica
Visuals & Cultivation
Unicorn Poop is loud the moment you crack the bag: sweet, funky, and unmistakably “how is this real?” Expect long, well-formed nugs with strong trichome coverage, with occasional purple and red hues that pop under the light. It breaks down fluffy and even, making it ideal for clean rolls in joints or blunts.
Grown indoors with hands-on care from start to finish, each plant is hand watered and hand trimmed to protect the structure and preserve the resin. This standout phenotype comes from crossing Sophisticated Lady with GMO genetics.
THC
0%-0%
Terpenes
0%-0%
Aroma & Experience
Unicorn Poop pairs a playful name with a seriously distinctive profile. Believed to come from GMO Cookies and Sophisticated Lady, it leans savoury-sweet with herbaceous notes, a touch of honeyed funk, and a creamy, cheesy earthiness that blooms as soon as the package opens.
The experience is balanced and steady: it kicks off with an uplifted, clear-headed buzz, then eases into a calm body feel that helps you unwind without feeling weighed down. Bright mood up front, smooth relaxation after.
